Friday, December 19, 2008

SNOW STORM RUINS SEX SHOP PLANS!


Every year in the northeast winter comes around to ruin our lives and gives us seasonal affected disorder. Freezing cold temperatures and lack of sunlight turn the already miserable population of New York state into pale an even more miserable assholes. Perhaps the shittiest feature of this season is snow storms. Sure it looks nice on a post card, but they fuck everything up including your plans to visit adult stores. I would like to be in L.A. where snow is something you do off the ass crack of a stripper.

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