Holiday aftermath

Spending time with extended family is sure to break even the top graduate of an AA program. Needless to say I spent the week drunk. It was a very gratuitous Christmas and I got everything I wanted, including things I didn't want like a dead pheasant. I would go into detail, but I'm too ashamed to put it on the Internet. Besides, my protective subconscious has already began to erase it. So I hope your Holidays were/are dank and I will be posting some new years resolutions you will all enjoy!

SNOW STORM RUINS SEX SHOP PLANS!

Every year in the northeast winter comes around to ruin our lives and gives us seasonal affected disorder. Freezing cold temperatures and lack of sunlight turn the already miserable population of New York state into pale an even more miserable assholes. Perhaps the shittiest feature of this season is snow storms. Sure it looks nice on a post card, but they fuck everything up including your plans to visit adult stores. I would like to be in L.A. where snow is something you do off the ass crack of a stripper.

Lexy is in rehab

Tragically, my sister crashed my Lexus on tuesday. Thankfully, Lexy only sustained a minor injury and is being treated at Lexus of Latham medical center. I still love my bitch sister and I think Lexy will be able to find forgiveness at some point down the road.

YO I'll tell you what I want!!!!

I really really wanna blog and now I gots one.